:(

mishpala:

me when I’m reading an M rated fic and all they do is kiss 

sinandserotonin:

one day you’ll find someone
who will fall in love with your eyes
whether they are opened or closed.

it’s not the color they see,
but what lies within the depths
and how it draws them in like the tide.

(I could drown in you and die happy.)

circumcisions:

how to make good text posts: make really bad text posts until you get lucky

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”

muscleluvr2:

if you think bowser and luigi arent canonically bi and that no tension is there you have NO idea what subtext is and i will show you some slow-motion gifs of important moments in the series that i think will prove very enlightening

laugh-addict:

PEOPLE WHO’S DOODLES LOOK BETTER THAN STUFF I SPEND HOURS ON